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Tales of a Twenty​-​Something EP

by Andrew Warner

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1.
Lyrics: The type that I note, is one I assume You’ve all heard of before, outside of the room Consistency faulting, it is their volition When consequence dictates their social position. I couldn’t say who, as they’d probably oppose Their mind is a shroud, so nobody knows Quite what they are like, as they’re subject to change Based on who’s around, based on who’s in range. Based on who’s in range (x2) I wouldn’t say sweet, I’d rather say bitter And just like an infant, the mood tends to flitter They’re being a foe, and then being your friend I’d rather be real, and never pretend. And speak of pretending; I’d say you’re a pro With equals arriving, you’re having a go. You’re quite big on status, it’s making me sick. It’s all become clear, that you’re just a prick. So you’ve come up to me and started talking and that But I don’t really get why you’re playing the twat. We were allies before, and now you’re irate I’m not having this, I’m not having it mate. I'm not having it mate. Based on who’s in range, Don’t you find it strange? The way they that they arrange Themselves before they want to change Into the apple of your eye, then almost instantly exchange I wonder sometimes whether I’m the one to blame?
2.
Swipe Right 02:55
Lyrics: I'm like a kid in a sweetshop With a handful of coins, And I don't know when to stop it As my friends have all joined. This one's only got her head on, And I'm sure that I'll be led on By the filter you've got going With your cleavage overflowing, And I've got no way of knowing If it's just kisses you'll be blowing tonight. So I guess I'd better swipe right. D'ya think that you're my type? Yeah I'd better swipe right. And I reckon this is alright. Yeah I reckon that's alright. With a buzz I've got a match yeah, But it says that you're thirty. And you say 'the lock is off the latch' 'Cos you're trying to be all flirty. And I know that you can't judge and spit As you'd likely be a hypocrite. With your screen that's ever-glowing, And your assets always showing. Shall we get the drinks a-flowing? Is it yours or mine we're going tonight? So I guess I'd better swipe right. Does your barking beat the bite, So should I swipe right? And I wonder is this alright? (x4)
3.
Don't Cry 03:42
Lyrics: It's surprising to see That you've got such a grip over me. Well the words that were said Weren't the ones in my head And it's likely that there is no key. To the place that we tried Where the truth turned to lies, As you stood there so elegantly. Not a trick for a treat, We're not always discreet, Well it seems that I've fell at your feet. Don't cry, you're not alone. I'll be there too. I won't leave you, here on your own My heart's fired for you. If you don't let me know Then it's hard to let go Of what's holding me tight. 'Cos I'll toss and I'll turn Let the lesson be learned, Well it's keeping me up every night. If I could only ask you To stay in my grasp, Then I wouldn't be singing this song. Well the time hasn't come Where our love's been undone, If we parted well that would be wrong. Don't cry, you're not alone. I'll be there too. I won't leave you, here on your own. My heart's fired for you.
4.
Lyrics: In your own world, you can do anything, And actions seem to have no consequences. Well the sheep you spent ages trying to count, Have all gone and jumped the fences. And I know, oh I know, This shouldn't be how it goes. But I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a new one. Well I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a move on. I'll never know why, but I saw you again, Here in my mind's better than not at all. Running through a field with your arms around me, Yeah I don't think we did that, as I recall. We may not, have always been, Innocent and totally pure. But I'm sure we both had a good time, When our clothes could be found on the floor. And I know, yes I know, This shouldn't be how it goes. But I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a new one. Well I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a move on. It took a while before it came to my attention, That I'd gained some of the control. Allowed the scene to go further on before, Reality could take it's toll. No sooner had I thought this thought, Your face had turned solemn and grey. I tried to hold on, but as everyone knows, We find dreams don't work that way. And I know, yes I know, This shouldn't be how it goes. But I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a new one. Well I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a move on. And why sing this song that I sing? I'm still not relieved from the sting. Of the love that we wove, Along the forks in the road. You're the seemstress, And I'm the ball of string. And I know, yes I know, This shouldn't be how it goes. But I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a new one. Well I'm told 'that's life', So I guess I'd better get a move on.
5.
Lyrics: Whisk me away, 'cos I'm no stranger, The sense of the pre-tense, signals danger to me. To me, to me, to me. The first thing I see, that could make me so angry Is that awkward glance at me That shows just a chance to be distant. And I'm on the spot now, such confusion. The words that I'm speaking are just illusions to you, To you, to you, to you And I'd wager my cares, Written down, could cause despair. But I don't really want them to, I'd just like to spend some time with you. Please don't put me down. You might have a new friend, A means to a new end tonight. Tonight, Tonight. Feelings for you and I can't stand it. I hate to be awkward but it's not landed today. Today, today, today. And this was not the plan. Of how I could show you, the things that I owe you Just one, more time, could work. I'm feeling a lack of elaboration, The way to press on, is the invitation to talk. To talk, to talk, to talk To talk, to talk, to talk To talk, to talk, to talk... Lets talk.

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released June 12, 2015

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